Hands On My Jammies

 

In this song Chico’s true colors shine through. Although he claims the incident never happened, there are clearly too many specifics for it to be made up. He has long been rumored to engage in bizarre sex rituals involving stuffed animals and warm milk, and this song may be further proof of his odd preferences. Let us hope the pro-wrestler in question does not recognize any details.

Written By: Chico Finn and Keith Christopher
Keith Christopher –  Guitars, Drums, Vocals
Chico Finn – Bass, Vocals
Ed Denison – Percussion
Emmylou Finn – Sippy Cup
Dan Finn, Keith Chrstopher, Harlo Bray, Beth Huneke, Emmylou Finn, Rebecca Frame, Ed Denison – Backing Vocals

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Lyrics:

SAW YOU AT THE BAR, MUST HAVE BEEN 15 YEARS
YOU WERE WITH OLD FRIENDS
DRINKING MANY BEERS
YOU CAME AND YOU WENT, WITH NO FANFARE
YOU CAME BACK ALONE, AND I CAUGHT YOUR STARE

SOLO

WE CAUGHT UP AND YOU KNOW WE RE-HASHED OLD TIMES
YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE YOU HOME,
I SAID “WON’T YOUR HUSBAND MIND”?
“NOT TONIGHT, HE’S OUT OF TOWN, HE’S A PRO WRESTLER
OUT TOURING AROUND”
SO WE GO TO HER PLACE, SHE PUTS HER NIGHTGOWN ON.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I GOT MY JAMMIES ON

CHORUS:

HANDS ON MY JAMMIES, GOT HER HANDS ON MY JAMMIES
HANDS ON MY JAMMIES, GOT HER HANDS ON MY JAMMIES
AND WE GOT…HANDS ON OUR JAMMIES…GOT OUR HANDS ON OUR JAMMIES
REPEAT, REPEAT……..OUT